If you’re going to be a cripple, it’s better to be a rich cripple. Everyone would do it if it were easy.-Tyrion Lannister. Tyrion Lannister: “There will be no bedding ceremony. It’s your one redeeming quality, that and your cheekbones.-Tyrion Lannister. “I am the God of tits and wine.” Tyrion on King Joffrey, the Nephew He Loves to Hate I want you to take no other man to bed as long as were together. She's here to thank you for staying by my side as the battle raged all around us.” Tyrion finding Shae in Tywins bed is a coincidence, I guess (though its possible Varys knows that she and Tywin have been sleeping together), and it proves that he and his father are not different after all but Tywin, even on his last moment, finds a way to throw shit on his son. I want you to pour my wine, laugh at my jokes, rub my legs when theyre sore after a days ride. “A fair enough repayment for putting your spear through my would-be killer's face, wouldn't you say? Now, as it happens Marei is quite the spear-handler herself. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.” Tyrion Lannister: “Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. But then I don't suppose you need much room.” Cersei Lannister: “A bit of a comedown from the chamber of the Hand. Because the whore had presumed to marry a Lannister. As we all wait for Cersei and Jaime Lannister’s much cooler brother’s latest one-liners, here are The Best Tyrion Lannister Quotes on Game of Thrones So Far. Lord Tywin commanded Jaime to say that Tysha was a prostitute whom Jaime had hired for Tyrions benefit. EST, Game of Thrones returns for its sure-to-be-amazing fourth season, which means your Sunday nights will no longer be imp-free. Petyr Baelish: Well, you are richer than I am. Tyrion Lannister: If I had a gold dragon for every time I heard that joke, Id be richer than you are. In those instances, Tyrion represents every Game of Thrones fan who’s ever wanted to pimp-slap Joffrey across his sniveling face-so, yeah, every single Game of Thrones fan. Latest quotes added: Evil notions come free. Whenever the little man opens his mouth, quotable gold is guaranteed, especially if the target of his casually delivered vitriol is his despicable and wrongfully empowered nephew, King Joffrey. To routinely own every Game of Thrones episode he’s included in, Tyrion uses his sharp mind, quick wit, and no-fucks-given candor. Unlike most of brutal period drama’s other male scene-stealers, Tyrion isn’t able to physically dominate anyone-unless you’re talking about beautiful women between his chamber’s bed’s sheets, of course. Due to its somewhat overwhelming lineup of uneasily distinguishable players with names like Gendry, Sandor, Varys, and Walder, Game of Thrones requires a fuck-ton of patience and attentiveness from its millions of viewers, but there’s one effortlessly agreed upon constant: Tyrion the imp, played by the almighty Peter Dinklage, reigns supreme as the show’s resident badass. “A very small man can cast a very large shadow.”Īnother thing a very small can do: overshadow every other character on television’s largest ensemble drama, HBO’s Game of Thrones.
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